Out, damned spot!

Hob nob and hogwash!
kippery:

girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids 
uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah
drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~

kippery:

girl soldier is pulled in a pond by horny mermaids 

uuhh this description sounds like a porno ahahah

drew this while i was waiting for food :0~~

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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benedick-cumberballs:

obligationaloctopus:

ulreika:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

WHAT HAHA

oh! So THATS what I’ve been doing wrong!

ooHHHH FUCK 

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